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A Better Strategy

As far as astrofuquery strategies go, let me begin by saying this is not one of them, gloriously illustrated by @thecountryclairvoyant and his post this morn on Instaglam. More than worth the price of admission, darklings. My old boss used to remark that the problem with having your head stuck up your arse* is that…

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The Mercing: Cheat Sheet

In the spirit of Mercury retrograde, we’re going to do a quick revision on his masterful magic so that when he squares Saturn and Mars today we don’t all drop our bundles (again) or get booted hard in the nostalgias. We get Merc’d for three weeks four times a year. The stationing points that bookend…

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The April Antidote

Let’s just get one thing straight and take the bleating right out of it. April is a pressure cooker designed to get you hot under the collar. Whether you are fighting Mercury’s magic retrograde (he’s really just trying to slow things down) Mars agitating for change yesterday (he’s galvanising your fight but you are supposed…

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The Ides of April

All at once a witchling again with oh so much to master. April is built on constant incremental change as we continue to morph, testing our inbuilt flux capacity to moderate the transition. Quite an ask we are making of ourselves as we push boundaries and the limits of our knowledge. Daily if not more…

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Track to the Moon

After a wild and woolly week, well may we be craving respite. Lunging for the pause button and hankering to leap off, up and away from it all. Yet our carriage lurches and thunders towards the full moon. The Libran peak can be a soothing balm to the me! me! me! of Aries season. Her…

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The Triggering

You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun ~ Fiona Apple Righto everyone, back in your corner of Meltdown City. Time out of the cray. Take a moment to stop, sigh deeply and sit the fuq down. Yes the current astrofuquery / soup de jour is loaded. Brimming with the hairy potential to make…

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Aries Done Right

If you needed a million fabulous examples of the weekend’s agitating astrology engendering very real positive change, here it is. Here they all are and there’s plenty more where they came from. Kids forged by homegrown terror and trauma alchemising their pain into take no prisoners advocacy. They are reshaping their brave new world. Aries…

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Astrofuquery Bolthole

Just checking in from my astrofuquery bolthole to see how the weekend is treating you, darklings. Venting, ranting and non specific shots across the bow welcome here. Better out than in and splattered in such a way as not to cause irreparable damage in real life, non? Wondering wtf I am on about? Yesterday’s astro…

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Astrofuquery Alert

The next few days should rightly have been circled in blood on that calendar of Kittens Doing Things you received from Secret Santa. Pourquoi? Grab a vat of something to stop thy head spinning and pull up a pew. The Church of Latter Day Sanity Saving is in sesh. With the Sun, Mercury, Venus and…

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Time Travelling

Musing on time travel as the multiverse conspires once more to shift its space time disco through our lives. Perhaps it is the glut of spare days or the slower pace that immobility affords but my forward motion has stilled. In its place are long moments of contemplation, an abyss of ideas that I have…

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