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Saturn and Pluto Squares

Perfectly summing up the vibe for almost a week now, well may you be gagging on these strange days. Post a firecracking Aries full moon that had so many snapping and snarking thanks to her partners in crime, we are still boobs deep in the fallout. Pourquoi? We can thank (or indeed raise a single…

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Spirit Animal : Eartha Kitt

This week / year’s spirit animal is the inimitable Eartha Kitt. More than one hell of a performer or singular character, Eartha was a warrior. She fought for what she believed in vehemently and took concrete steps in the real world to support those in need and agitate for change. She did not pay any…

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Balm of the Taurus Moon

The moon in Taurus is divinely designed for everyone to get grounded (and quite frankly calm the fuq down) after what was quite the twisted firestarter of a full moon in Aries. We have it with us all weekend to untangle whatever we wrangled as the bright lady peaked. The moon in Taurus is built…

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Same Sex Marriage : Post Your Yes Vote

The same sex marriage “debate” in Australia is doing for us what our indigenous and refugee policy has long been signalling worldwide. It makes us look like a bunch of flat earth fuqwits who lack compassion for anyone ever so slightly different from our Norm (remember him?). Ironic really for a colonised convict settlement that…

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Aries Full Moon : Power Up

Full moon in Aries vibes, with rays coming at us from all over the galaxy. This is a powerful lunation and affirmation of Self, your holy I Am. It is a peak that continues to underline this year’s themes of personal revolution and absolute authenticity. Highly plutonic, this remains All About Power and specifically your…

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Pluto: Power and Control

You can love and light it all you want little mungbeans but Power and its deluded bedfellow Control are inescapable aspects of the human condition. In our chart we get an idea of what part of the playing field this puts us on by looking at old Uncle Pluto, captain of chaos and king of…

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Vale Tom Petty

I gave myself a long long weekend. Heavy on friends and food and fun. Music and love. Much laughter. Perfect weather. Light on reception, imperatives, technology, deadlines, the outside world. It is an easy bliss. Coming back to the world we are part of right now is constantly horrifying, heartbreaking on a daily basis. We…

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Pluto Direct

Pluto’s long retrograde in Capricorn ends today and it is the full stop that has us tremouring. As an outer planet, Pluto’s retrograde is longer and actually serves to underline his cosmic directive – in that scribbled with a pencil so hard you break the lead kind of way. Pluto turned retrograde on April 20…

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Astrofuquery : Jupiter Uranus

Cue the eye rolling, as the cries of When Will It End! are drowned out by much snickering and simpering. On days / weeks like this, it gets you precisely nowhere. Time instead to channel your inner Babe Ruthless and align thyself to the mighty forces at play. Pourquoi? First careening cab off the rank…

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Cheerleader Tryouts

Everybody needs a cheerleader of their own. Especially on the days when we find ourselves holding our own hand as we battle the monsters and motherfuqers about us. As I often bang on about to my beloved clients, we are spectacularly craptastic at being our own best friend. Consistently, our own best friend. First. Last….

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