Mirror Mirror : Full Moon in Aries

Mirror mirror on the moon Are you still singing the same old tune? Our first full moon post eclipsia – that merry transformative rollercoaster that tipped our worlds on their pretty heads from July through August – is almost here. Cue maximum lunar agitation, Aries style for dramatic effect. Amped by the not insignificant impact…

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Begin Again : The Wishing Moon Eclipse

Reset button anyone? If your last month / eclipse experience has resembled a steaming pile of revolution, the wishing moon on the horizon is the antidote to your malaise. The Aquarius new moon is a partial solar eclipse, partner of the Leo harbinger and finale to Eclipse-A-Tron as well as the lunar new year. Well may we arrive…

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Eclipse Season Incoming

Hands up those whose foundations have been shaken or world has turned on its head since the new moon less than a week ago. Many have been asking me WHAT THE ACTUAL FUQ IS GOING ON (yes in capital letters) particularly last Friday and into the weekend. The answer is simple: the new moon heralded…

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Uranian Wake Up Call

There’s been a niggle in the air the last few days, floating snark that I hadn’t quite been able to nail down. And then this dark moon weekend, rudely awakened more than once by forces outside myself, it has dawned on me with the exaction of a thousand alarm clocks. Ding ding 2018. Change is…

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Rebel Rebel

Rebel leaders, your planetary spirit animal Uranus is no longer retrograde after many many months that may have had us feeling out of whack, in deep shock or worst of all, not knowing exactly where or how to plant our freak flags. Uranus is the ruler of Aquaria and rebel armies everywhere. Built on tangents…

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New Moon : The Journey Within

The ardent archer’s new moon nearly upon us as the cosmos leaps towards the next year and season in Capricornia. This new moon heralds a week of significant change and asks us to seek the centaur’s wisdom within, lowering our bows to journey to the heart of our own truth. The wild Saggilands are ruled…

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Astrofuquery : Mars Up Uranus

If you have been simmering to the point of eruption about someone, something, anything, today could well be the day you blow your top. You can thank our cosmic agitator Mars and his bingle with changemaker Uranus for the tipping point, as these two heavy hitters oppose each other to shake up the status quo….

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New Moon in Libra

The new moon in Libra is here though we may still slumber. As Scorpio season begins to cast shadows and the dark moon implored us to do less, so too may we wish to lie down and squeeze our eyes tightly shut to a world built on euphemism and control. Too late. The fat cats…

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Uranus Retrograding

Wakey wakey, zeitgeist trippers and slumbering genies. Our cosmic rebel and giant planetary tangent Uranus is stationing to retrograde as we speak. You can safely anticipate a pivot or two in your multiverse today and you can bet it will be blindsiding. Our giant awakener and ruler of Aquaria is built on what the fuq….

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The Winds of Change

August in Wollombi equals strong sweeping winds and a golden explosion of wattle. This year we already have both, their onset sudden and unexpected and taking us all by surprise. As wind often does, whipping our hair and our clothes, our moods and our modes, into an altered state. Scientists have been proving for decades…

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