In Conversation with the Dark Lord

Can you spare a moment to chat about our dark lord and his meaningful work in the world? Pluto at the station hopes so having concluded his world changing retrograde here. Pluto’s long slow dance of constant eruption and challenge pushes the world through functional chaos and transition, rebirthing it into new form. It destroys…

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This Week in Astrology

This week and right throughout October is when the rubber meets the road. 2020’s hold my beer mode is not nearly done yet. An Aries full moon sandwiched between Saturn and Pluto turning direct, Merc and Venus shifting signs and Mars’ retrograde fully peaking through it all. Saturn and Pluto’s wide ranging work on the…

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Heavy Hitters

Batten down the hatches, darklings. If you have the luxury of debating lockdown, now would be the time to try it anyway. It is getting dangerous out there and in here. Things they are a-ramping as Mars and Pluto begin squaring off with no plans to calm down until Friday, in time for Urania to…

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This Week in Astrology

This week arrives with the kind of trepidation only a woman in a chain mail caftan and ridiculous shoes about to navigate a marble staircase under lights understands. This is us all running the failing patriarchal gauntlet as the earth heaves. The next few months crunch the dinosaurs with dicks even further, ultimately blowing their…

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Path to the Peak

The moon’s path to her peak is a veritable pinball as mighty forces bounce off one another and the energy ratchets. Tis a crowded landscape darklings, one best navigated with care and while wearing a helmet. As the moon jouneys to Aquaria, she runs the Capricorn gauntlet and we again feel the emotional undertow of…

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Astrofuquery : Pluto and Mercury

Today’s overarching aspect as Pluto and Mercury stand shoulder to shoulder in Capricornia has the potential to go either way and is thus a major Astrofuquery Alert Day. Pluto is Captain Chaos, throbbing away from the inky depths, built on ruthless regeneration. He will tear your house down in order to let a solid rebirth…

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Astrofuquery : Venus Pluto

This weekend’s mad maxing of our emotions is with a big thank you / fuq you to the Venus Pluto square. Captain Chaos in Capricornia has stepped up to chest bump our Lady Venus as she sits elevated in Libra, still casting her everloving gaze over our relationships. In astrological lore, this combo can indicate…

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Aries Full Moon : Power Up

Full moon in Aries vibes, with rays coming at us from all over the galaxy. This is a powerful lunation and affirmation of Self, your holy I Am. It is a peak that continues to underline this year’s themes of personal revolution and absolute authenticity. Highly plutonic, this remains All About Power and specifically your…

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Pluto: Power and Control

You can love and light it all you want little mungbeans but Power and its deluded bedfellow Control are inescapable aspects of the human condition. In our chart we get an idea of what part of the playing field this puts us on by looking at old Uncle Pluto, captain of chaos and king of…

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Pluto Direct

Pluto’s long retrograde in Capricorn ends today and it is the full stop that has us tremouring. As an outer planet, Pluto’s retrograde is longer and actually serves to underline his cosmic directive – in that scribbled with a pencil so hard you break the lead kind of way. Pluto turned retrograde on April 20…

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