Astrofuquery Survival Guide

Before you pop your visor down, set phasers to stun and charge out into a mad world, my top tips for surviving today’s astrofuquery. Full details of today’s cosmic tumult are in my last post. Today’s strategies are presented for you as a list darklings, because we all know how they soothe me. 1. You…

Continue Reading

Astrofuquery Look Book

Once again darklings I have thrown together a high fashun lookbook for tomorrow’s defcon five astrofuquery. It includes my new favourite face, just perfect for when Mars bangs once again up against Uranus. Building since last week, ramped by the unholy Venus Mars spat over the weekend and we’re a week out from the twisted…

Continue Reading

Things That Make You Go Hmmm

Skipping out of eclipsia as we’re not finds our expectations reminding us they are built by our wishbone. Our backbone, strenthened in spite of our clutching, is telling us quite another tale. Post our last few months or more, this year has turned into quite the surprise package. Our place in our world necessarily shifted…

Continue Reading

But Saturn, What Does It All Mean?

Say hello one and all to the existential crisis that always accompanies Saturn at his stationing point. If everything feels a little bit hopeless or you’re feeling a little bit useless in the face of the cosmic shellacking this year has metered out, you can thank old Father Time for tightening the screws on it…

Continue Reading

Astrofuquery Armour

It strikes me that this may be the very best wardrobe choice for Wed / Thurs defcon five starred shitstirrer, when Mars and Uranus square off once more. Dior darklings, every gal’s go to for high end lady armour. Thought things might ease up post last weekend’s eclipse? Not on your life. We’re only two…

Continue Reading

Astrofuquery : Mars Up Uranus Again

With so much going on during eclipsia as she continues to ramp to her bloody peak, it would be remiss of me not to give you a heads up on the defcon five shit stirrer that is the Mars Uranus square. This is next level astrofuquery, darklings and no doubt already striking your world. A…

Continue Reading

Astrofuquery Alert

The next few days should rightly have been circled in blood on that calendar of Kittens Doing Things you received from Secret Santa. Pourquoi? Grab a vat of something to stop thy head spinning and pull up a pew. The Church of Latter Day Sanity Saving is in sesh. With the Sun, Mercury, Venus and…

Continue Reading

Astrofuquery : Full Moon Fever

Astrofuquery Alert (or when full moons go bad). Further to my last post exhorting us all to do nothing under this lunar peak may I introduce today’s cautionary tale. This is an all too close up of a sitting member of the Australian parliament not taking a pointed question in her stride yesterday whilst doing a…

Continue Reading

Astrofuquery : Pluto and Mercury

Today’s overarching aspect as Pluto and Mercury stand shoulder to shoulder in Capricornia has the potential to go either way and is thus a major Astrofuquery Alert Day. Pluto is Captain Chaos, throbbing away from the inky depths, built on ruthless regeneration. He will tear your house down in order to let a solid rebirth…

Continue Reading

Astrofuquery : Jupiter Uranus

Cue the eye rolling, as the cries of When Will It End! are drowned out by much snickering and simpering. On days / weeks like this, it gets you precisely nowhere. Time instead to channel your inner Babe Ruthless and align thyself to the mighty forces at play. Pourquoi? First careening cab off the rank…

Continue Reading