Fire Dancing in the Storm

Fire dancing is an art form that originates in the Pacific, where Polynesian and Maori warriors used it to train for battle. It increased the strength and control of wrists, all the better for wielding weapons effectively. Its training rendered bodies lithe and supple, all the better to move with strength or grace or stealth…

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Flaming Full Moon on the Rise

The stage is set for a flaming full moon in Aries and as we ratchet to tomorrow’s peak, tides and tempers are rising. The gong show is suddenly louder, more brazen and less responsible for its trail of destruction. All the better for Truth to emerge once more from the well. As we concertina into…

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Me vs We : The Libra Aries Conundrum

As we walk into the new season heralded by the sun’s move into Libra and the equinox portal, we can leave judgement and overanalysis paralysis behind us. Virgo may always offer a giant vat of get shit done but it too can stifle our vision, drowning us in detail and nitpicky criticism. If you look…

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Aries Done Right

If you needed a million fabulous examples of the weekend’s agitating astrology engendering very real positive change, here it is. Here they all are and there’s plenty more where they came from. Kids forged by homegrown terror and trauma alchemising their pain into take no prisoners advocacy. They are reshaping their brave new world. Aries…

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Astrofuquery Alert

The next few days should rightly have been circled in blood on that calendar of Kittens Doing Things you received from Secret Santa. Pourquoi? Grab a vat of something to stop thy head spinning and pull up a pew. The Church of Latter Day Sanity Saving is in sesh. With the Sun, Mercury, Venus and…

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The Charge into Aries

Certainly harsh words will be going cheap as Mercury breaks the watery stranglehold and charges into Aries in a few short hours time. A boon for bombastic manchildren in large white buildings everywhere *snore* Mercury’s move into Aries is the early warning bell for his impending retrograde. Of course it is not all ruthless outbursts…

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Rebel Rebel

Rebel leaders, your planetary spirit animal Uranus is no longer retrograde after many many months that may have had us feeling out of whack, in deep shock or worst of all, not knowing exactly where or how to plant our freak flags. Uranus is the ruler of Aquaria and rebel armies everywhere. Built on tangents…

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Uranus Retrograding

Wakey wakey, zeitgeist trippers and slumbering genies. Our cosmic rebel and giant planetary tangent Uranus is stationing to retrograde as we speak. You can safely anticipate a pivot or two in your multiverse today and you can bet it will be blindsiding. Our giant awakener and ruler of Aquaria is built on what the fuq….

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